INU ON BROOM. YES, REALLY.GRAVITY: OPTIONAL

$BROOMINU

A happy Shiba Inu wearing a witch hat, flying on a broom
↗BORN TO FLY.
BAD AT LANDING.

Not every dog was born to walk.
Some were born to fly.

HOP ON THE BROOM ↗
sit. stay. levitate.↖ extremely good boy energy
NO LEASH. NO PILOT'S LICENSE. JUST VIBES.
01 / HOW DID WE GET HERE?

He didn't
fetch the stick.
He flew it.

A dog found a broom. Put on a hat. Decided the floor was no longer his problem.

No grand plan. No secret superpowers.
Just one very airborne Inu.

Welcome to $broominu. A tiny corner of the internet for big zoomies and deeply unserious magic.

DO NOT LET HIM COOK. ✳
02 / ABSOLUTELY UNQUALIFIED WITCHCRAFT

Pick your daily chaos.

Three spells. Zero training.
Go on. Press something.

This spellbook was definitely not approved by a responsible adult.

THE INTERNET IS WEIRD. SO ARE WE.

Less walking.
More flying.

Your people are up here. Bring a broom.

FIND US ON X ↗@broom_inu
↖ the official flight club